Sunday, August 29, 2004

More Observations.....

Got a question for y'all. My gentle readers, why is it that the folks up hear call gowns Johnnies? Also the heavy cloth pads that we place under patients are called Chucks. I've asked and the only answer I can get is....They've always been called that. Anyone got an idea? I'm totally dumbfounded. kinda odd.
Yesterday I was on the balcony of my apartment, which looks out over the golf course, smoking a cigarette . All of a sudden there was a flash of something on the cart path. It was a couple of idiots flying by in a golf cart. Well, you might say, that aint bad....Well you may be right, but the fact that there is a sharp left turn and a bunch of trees at the bottom of the hill might change your mind. It seems that these two MENSA members were getting a running start on top of the hill and then throwing the cart in neutral and coasting down the hill. Of course they were laughing like two little kids. You thing alcohol had anything to do with it? Naw, of course not. Once at the bottom of the hill they were powersliding around the turn in the dirt there. Well I can almost hear the words now, "HEY Y'ALL WATCH THIS..." 'Cause on the next trip down they kinda hung a little long before turning. The cart tilted right, over corrected, tilted left, then right again, and wham, flipped the heck over. Thought for sure that the idiots had killed themselves. But the guy driving popped right up, laughing, and said "Now that was fun." I, of course, almost pee'ed myself laughing at them. Guess it goes to show ya that stupidity comes in all forms and fashion.
Well that 'bout covers it for now.Going to see Judas Priest tonight at the casino. Might be an interesting show. Anyway will write tonight or tomorrow and give ya a critique of the show. Y'all take care and leave me a comment.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

AND THEY SAY THAT ALL THE LESS INTELLIGENT OF ARE SPECIES LIVE IN THE SOUTH!